Learn from Britney.

"They still gon' put pictures of my 'derriére' in the magazine."
I'd never heard of the word until I looked up the lyrics tonight. For those who still aren't sure, it's just a very polite and elitist way of saying 'arse'. She obviously doesn't write her own songs then, eh?

But in all fairness, I don't think she's getting the credit due for her latest album. There are several songs that I'm rather keen on. Namely Piece of Me, Everybody (although I much prefer the original by the Annie Lennox and the Eurythmics) and Gimme More (despite how trashy the video is).

Now that the 21st is over and done with, I can get on with the rest of my life. It's all downhill from here on. I'm 4 years away from half a century. Doesn't sound very fantastic. However, I can say without a doubt (although excluding a couple of details like a missing best friend and the absence of my parents on the actual day) that my 21st birthday was the best birthday I've ever had.

After a month and a half of loneliness, my misery ended with a cab that drew up outside my gate. The passenger? The love of my life, my soulmate, my best friend, my lover, my boyfriend, my yesterday, my today and forever my tomorrow.

Bliss..

Oh, and after my affair with Soulja Boy is now over. It has officially been replaced by this...