For Shy-Baby.

I don't retract my statement about a CERTAIN ONE SPECIFIC FHM girl, but I'd like to clarify that I'm not lumping all FHM models as baseless 'blondes'.

Shyanne, Gen, Ryn, Jaimie, Bell... (and all my other dah-lings from FHM)
That statement was not for you. Never. Nuh-uh. *shakes head fervently*

*BIG hug*

If not for you guys, my life would be a lot less sexy and nowhere near as entertaining. And you're right Shy, just because you're half naked in front of cameras doesn't mean your mind is too. So don't fret! I'm on the side of the (baseful -is there such a word?!-) FHM models!

Truth be told, models of any sort only go 'blonde' when they start thinking they're 'blonde'.

So Shy-Baby, this is for you...


Oh, don't worry all! I won't really move to the West. You should see me...
I start to shiver past River Valley.
Convulse when I pass Queensway.
Pass out when I hit Dover.

I'm serious.